Lebron Shanquiqui

Lebron Shanquiqui is your ordinary black male from Detroit and currently lives in Ohio. He also sticks corn husks up his butt hole and likes to flash elderly people his rectum at the care home. He once shoved a full microwave in his rectum and had to get it surgically removed, he has 12 toenails and his butt hair goes down to his toes and he now has the nickname the horse man because of his long tail, he often braids it and brushes it. He sucks at Fortnite and only has 2 solo wins and shits on toilet seats at taco bell and leaves it. He throws poop at monkeys and he currently has a his dick stuck in a peanut butter jar full of dry cement and cant get it out. He drives a dingus mobile and works at McDonalds, he loves playing roblox with his grandma and his grandma is on life support and is a CoD professional. Lebron also has been to jail 12 times for home invasions. He loves playing human centipede with his family and eats dry rice.

Lebron Shanquiqui is my best friend.

by MirmulnirLMH August 12, 2023

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by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 24, 2025

Lebron Face

Making the LeBron face means you get absolutely ZERO BITCHES

Look he’s making the lebron face again. I knew he didn’t get bitches

by Lebronlover23 May 23, 2022

National Don’t Post LeBron Day

November 12th is a day that no matter what you can’t post LeBron that day or it violates the day.

“Dude are you making a post about LeBron?”

“Yeah why?”

“It’s National Don’t Post LeBron Day dude you can’t!”

“Oh shit my bad bro.”

by chiefhub November 2, 2021

LeBron

The action of meeting up with the Cartel, only to grab a handful of cocaine and do the classic LeBron James chalk throw, and say “You’ve been LeBroned, taco monkeys.” Then get brutally slaughtered with a machete

“Time to LeBron those burrito bandits!”
“Dude you shouldn’t do that.”

by Soggydoritos67 March 10, 2025

Lebroning

The act of demonstrating exceptional dedication, effort, and excellence in one's craft or pursuit, inspired by the relentless work ethic, perseverance, and greatness of LeBron James.

“I see you Lebroning man keep going”

by Jaysaking December 29, 2024

2010 Lebron James

When someone is forced to make a decision

Picking between these two girls got me feeling like 2010 Lebron James.

by zombieflywalks January 21, 2025