Fake Timbs

When an ignorant piece of shit finneses the shit out of ppl selling non brand bootleg Timberland Boots

Look at those Fake Timbs
*shoots the seller in the head*

by Big head on that beat November 9, 2016

speed bump times

hitting walls or barriers at every turn. -mere survival has become an incredible struggle. someone constantly in your way/face 'raining on your parade' -and they're STILL trying to take my 'gage' away!! -wish i was half as smart as all yo' all mo'-fucks!!

trying to get a job, they want me to pee in a cup! these are sure speed bump times!!

all the processing involved in these speed bump times is eating my ass up!!

first they took away my 'pie', (sex) then my 'eye' (sleep) now my fucking MONEY!! ...speed bump times!!!

by michael foolsley January 14, 2010

elephant titus

Someone with gigantic nuts.

A guy who has balls the size of an elephants. (your DAD)

by as May 17, 2004

timesuck

The void that gets created by engaging in an activity that seems like it will be short but ends up taking up huge amounts of time. Like watching video on YouTube, or browsing definitions on Urban Dictionary, or playing Halo 3 on Xbox

Tim: I am so tired, last night I was going to bed and grabbed my laptop to check email. Before I knew it I fell into a timesuck on YouTube and it was 2 am.

Jeff: yeah, that happened to me last week browsing Urban Dictionary

by SoCal or bust March 19, 2008

times ten

To dewscribe something to the extreme limmits

I beat him up Times Ten

by sparker April 29, 2004

Timestamped

A period of time when the truth is told by a friend

Mike told Kenny his girlfriend is a bitch at about 12 o'clock midnight.

Wow, he Timestamped his ass!

by The Professional Timestamper March 6, 2009

The Times

British newspaper which is traditionally printed in broadsheet, but has now taken to also printing in a tabloid size after realising that no one was really buying and trying to appeal to younger readings.
Changes it's support depending on what it feels. Currently supports the Conservatives but supported Labour in the 2001 and 2005 general elections

Same person who owns The Times also owns The Sun and generally has the same journalists writing for both but under different names to make it seem as though they are seperate entites.

The Times has a crap readership and relies on The Sun being sold and used for advertising so it can make up for it's losses.

by ProNinja January 14, 2009