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turbo thinker

n; an individual that can both respond to divergent (or varied in number and novelty) lines of thought at once and offer divergent list of responses in return. Signified by rapid stream of consciousness responses which may seem like a laundry list of hypothetical possible outcomes, data and analysis. Expounds exuberantly.

Prone to inducing sensory overload in listeners from too much information.

Sometimes confused with a shit talker, but is more relevant to the subject matter of the topic of conversation. Also may be confused with a 'know-it-all' but without the tell-tale condescension or hubris.

Occasionally found with backgrounds in linguistics, aesthetics and animal husbandry. Sometimes but not exclusively found working in Health food stores or local co-ops.
"Holy frigin swampdonkies, that Johnson kid's a wicked frigin turbo thinker! I run into him where he works at the hardware store asked about lint rollers, lightning rods and aluminum foil and couple of hours later I walked out of there thinking down was up, the Grand canyon was a big hole to dig and god made math to confuse monkeys! I frig near stubbed my brain stem.'
by rob dianome October 27, 2008
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bro think he in a edit

It’s when someone does a pose outta nowhere or makes movement like they are in a video edit it sometimes could be cringe and stupid
Look at the way he’s standing “bro think he in a edit”
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I have a rash and I think you gave It to me

Chris Evans: I love fucking girls in the butt
Chris Hemsworth: *laugh* I have a rash and I think you gave it to me
by Spiderman:no way home December 20, 2021
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thinking emoji

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Thinkyou

When you are expressing thanks, but also asking the person thanked for their opinion on the reason for thanking.
This wine you gave me is delicious, thinkyou?
by Frostycharlie July 8, 2010
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who does he think he is

When somebody insecure sees somebody else having a good time they say "Who does he think he is"
Miserable person sees happy passer-by: "Who does he think he is"
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think tank

A think tank is a research institute or other organization providing advice and ideas on problems of policy, commerce, and military interest, and are often associated with military laboratories, corporations, academia, or other institutions. Usually this term refers specifically to organizations which support multi-disciplinary theorists and intellectuals who endeavor to produce analysis or policy recommendations.
Contrary to popluar belief, a think tank is not mutually exclusive to any political party and/or organization. Media reflection makes it seem that conservatives/Republicans use think tanks more than liberals/Democrats only because conservative think tanks have far more press releases.
by LizDay December 28, 2005
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