Get that travel dirt off of you
by bearytastic15 July 15, 2018
What Jonathon Swift's "pygmies and giants" book should really be named, since you'd have to be outrageously naive to actually believe any of the crap that he relates.
If it would be possible to find someone who genuinely thought that the "Gullible's Travels" book was based on true events, you could likely also get him to swallow two additional "fanfic" chapters wherein the book's narrator also was able to assume ownership of the Brooklyn Bridge and establish a homestead in the Florida swamplands.
by QuacksO April 11, 2022
The act of taking extra care- and time- when douching, typically anticipating significant delay of the anal intercourse for which one is preparing
"Hey Ricky, where's Omar? The cab will be here in five"
"He said he was meeting someone at the club later. Probably stuck in the bathroom giving himself a real good traveler's clean"
"He said he was meeting someone at the club later. Probably stuck in the bathroom giving himself a real good traveler's clean"
by s3r10u5 August 06, 2021
by milflover1989 January 20, 2021
by Acidbbq March 19, 2022
When you meet a dude off Grindr, and remember how good his dick felt inside you, so much that it feels like you time travelled back to when you hooked up with them.
by TheAssTraveler November 21, 2021
A person or persons(s) who are able to and do travel frequently, while others around them are not able to do so.
by NicLydon April 15, 2017