by Bloogasaucemccakemaster June 02, 2017
The Tower of Cumdon - An impenetrable fortress of solitude in which one spends their days masturbating. Resulting in many concrete socks.
"Did you get much uni work done over the weekend mate?"
"Nah I just locked myself away in The Tower of Cumdon & used up all my data allowance on Tinder"
"Nah I just locked myself away in The Tower of Cumdon & used up all my data allowance on Tinder"
by Bushmangarry January 31, 2014
A Tatted Tower is a massive size building (In Ark Survival Evolved) capable of storing at least 10 gigas 20 rexs 50 wyverns comfortably, also equipped with a large storage level. Undefendable by normal means but great for PvE and single player game modes.
by Reddhawk September 13, 2017
When your friend passes out at 9:11 or when you discover a friend passed out and the time just so happens to be 9:11 (AM or PM)
by Vowdy and Georges May 25, 2022
by Bob0117 February 02, 2018
when you and your friend are both having sex with a girl at the same time, and you give a double handed hi-five. thereby resembling the eiffel tower.
by smash brother #1 March 08, 2008
when a chick plays like she's gonna give you some head, but she doesn't actually suck on it cause shes afraid it will spit on her.
that ho i was wit last nite, she was all up on my stick an' shit
then she just buzzed the tower, that bitch was wack!
then she just buzzed the tower, that bitch was wack!
by mike methane November 21, 2002