Professionally useless

The kind of coworker who is completely useless to any component of their job. They accomplish nothing when they’re there and you’re actually better off without them. This person is worthless to the job that other departments know about them too. He may also fake being sick to get out of work. All they’re good at is taking up oxygen. They are the weakest link
Mike: where is joe?

Sam: he’s out sick again.

Mike: wasn’t he just sick like a week ago?

Sam: yeah he was.

Mike: that guy is professionally useless
by Big left hand November 20, 2020
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Professional Toe-Jam Taster

A person who lick's feet, a kiss up, a punk ass spineless weasel who will stab you in the back, a dirty motherfucka. A sexual deviant. One who enjoys stinky sandwiches.
I wouldn't trust that mofo, he's a Professional Toe-Jam Taster.
by D Philosophiser March 14, 2023
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ghetto professional

A form of simple business attire favored by IT workers that consists of unkempt hair, untucked shirts, loose jeans and sneakers or docs.
The boss wont care if you dress ghetto professional as long as you get your assignments done on time.
by djalexdeep January 19, 2011
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Professional idiot

Born out of need to describe define a specific typ of conservetiv media talking head,

that rant and rave with little care about the arguments they are making.
by Sha ya January 08, 2020
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Strictly Professional

When 3 or more people gather together on the sabbath with purely non sexual intentions.
I went strictly professional on that bitch last Sunday.

It was Sunday, and we were bored, so a few girls and I ate small pickles and exfoliated in bed for 6 hours, strictly professional indeed.
by Dr Bary February 12, 2012
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Professionable

Someone who is usually really good in their profession but doesn't fit the description of their respective craft. Like an oxymoron of what they're good at
E.g A bald Barber, A fat coach etc.
Bro 1: Yeah bro, that chocolatier is a bit of a professionable, he's lactose intolerant.
by NordicNibba February 17, 2025
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professionality

It is when you are being professional with someone to some degree.
Wow lace, your professionality is on top of the charts!
by Lacoong June 16, 2019
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