mia

the koolest kid on the block-squirrel lover (she likes their long furry tails tickling her ear at night)

bestfriend; Bea aka squirrel bitch
founding father of the dick squid squad

damn that squirrel's cool, i must be a mia

by squirrel bitch February 13, 2020

Mia

Her hands are sweaty

Ew that girl Mia don’t hold hands with her

by Yogirlisahoe April 22, 2018

Mia

Mia ‘missing in action’ is a casualty classification used by military for someone who may have been killed, wounded, captured, or deserted, its always unlucky to be mia .

Soldier: i want to join the army my biggest fear is imagining being Mia

by Navybluev August 12, 2020

Mia

Usually all mia’s are dumb bitches.

person 1: “oh look there’s Mia, she’s a dumb bitch”

by Shrek is sexy November 10, 2019

Mia

a lame dumb person who is bad at life all the other definitions are wrong

dang your name is Mia? i feel sorry for you

by gimletnotgimley September 26, 2019

Mia

A bich

Person:whos that shes such a bich
Person:oh thats just mia🤷 ♀️

by Klaraabadbich November 5, 2019

MIA

acronym for "missing in action". Though the term has military origins, it is also used to simply imply that a person hasn't been seen in some period of time.

She's been MIA since the bar last night.
The author suddenly went MIA.

by fuckyourgrandma May 19, 2019