European Swallow

An obscene sexual act where a male forces a female partner to drink large amounts of European-sourced beer/wine and not swallow. Afterwards, he ejaculates into another female's mouth and forces them both to make out intimately to blend the two fluids together. The concoction is then spat out into the male's mouth, after which he swallows it.

"I heard Darrell got a little too drunk at the party last night and actually agreed to a european swallow!"

by dagoobly November 14, 2023

European Train Simulator

When you have an uncircumcised penis and a girl gives you a handjob

"Bro I played European Train Simulator last night!"
"Nice! I didn't know you weren't circumcised!"

by John Bigdick September 2, 2014

European Dog

A girl dog that when it gets excited is yelled at saying, "European all over the floor".

That European dog left a wet spot on the floor.

by The RONA Wigger November 17, 2023

European Switch

A phenomenon in American political discourse where European countries are either socialist or capitalist depending on whether or not it benefits the argument you are trying to make.

"Europe countries aren't socialist, they're capitalist countries with strong social safety nets."

"Okay, lets build a strong social safety net."

"No that's socialism."

"A yes, the old European Switch."

by epic bruh gamer March 14, 2020