cubanism

🅱️albert's own personal religion not to be confused with Buddhism despite hem both ending with ism

"man i wish i could be 🅱️albert so i could use Cubanism

by the impasta fromamon gus April 12, 2021

Cuban milkshake

A Cuban milkshake is when you shit piss cum and vomit in a big booty ass nigga than fuck his ass until it’s all shook up then proceed to funnel it down your throat while stroking your shit in his mouth

Fuck nigga you so sexy ima give you a Cuban milkshake

by Zefanya March 20, 2023

Cuban Poolboy

A very sexy and submissive serial rapist

“She called me the Cuban Poolboy” “Oh shit you swing that way?”

by Sgt. Sticky May 29, 2022

Cuban Poolboy

A very aggressively submissive alpha male that can make any girl remove her clothes and any given time in any given place.

“If you see the Cuban Poolboy around anywhere, hide yo girl”

by Sgt. Sticky May 29, 2022

cuban fries

fries in Cuba. attempt at an American food in a communist country gone terribly wrong

Dad: they just put out more fries at the buffet
Mom: real fries or Cuban fries?
Dad: they don’t look amazing
Mom: I’ll stick to Long Island ice tea thx

by skerpal November 09, 2019

Cuban Meat Slicer

When your partner is giving you head. As soon as you’re about to blow your load, he/she bites down on the top of your shmeat and it blows back into your shaft cap like a soggy sun hat that fell in the river.

My girl surprised me with a Cuban meat slicer because I forgot to put out the garbage this morning.

by Mr. RFH August 18, 2022

Cuban throw

When you are swimming in cuba and someone reaches for his swimming suit to get his hands full of doo-doo and throws it in your face

Ex : I was enjoying the nice ocean breeze and someone cuban throw me

by NathanDew13 February 15, 2021