When you carve your eyes out (with a spoon for example) and then proceed to ejaculate into your eye socket.
by fredfazbea October 23, 2023
by commablindness September 21, 2017
by Mag 56 November 29, 2020
The threshold after an orgasm in which a man can either keep the pole hard or get a deflated sock puppet.
by BaconBlitz March 01, 2018
the inability to see or recall if a man or woman has facial hair, including if it changes over time. not to be confused with beard blinders; the use of one's hands to part excessive facial or other hair. Ex "his beard was so copious she had to use beard blinders to kiss him
by odiepeyote February 26, 2017
When you spend the night with a woman, and sometime during the night you wake up with a raging boner. You proceed with silently (you want to be polite and not wake her) rubbing one out and giving her a facial. Her eyes are covered and you’ve left for the morning and now she has to call an Uber to go to the hospital so she can see again.
Her face and eyes are so covered she looks like frosty the snowman, but is now blind, hence blind frosty.
Her face and eyes are so covered she looks like frosty the snowman, but is now blind, hence blind frosty.
I was so horny when I woke up I gave her a sleeping facial, which turned into a blind frosty when she had to go to the hospital to see again.
by Sickjames February 03, 2018
When you walk out of an air conditioned building in Phoenix, Az, in the summer and the heat hits you so hard you LITERALLY can not see for a moment.
by CaptMcSwagger June 09, 2014