Xbox One

While most say go and buy a PS4 I say that thats a bunch of bullshit because all the people here are just Playstation fanboys who think a console has to be perfect from day one
Yo man I heard you got a new Xbox One how is it?
Pretty lit
by BadtotheRiot43 March 13, 2017
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Xbox 359.9

An Xbox 360 core system. Core system is missing most of what an Xbox 360 original system has, like chrome finish and wirless controller. It also doesn't have HD. Who cares though.....it can fuck up a Wii.
Wii owner: Guess what??? I have a Wii!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Xbox 359.9 or Xbox 360 owner: Fuck you
by phuckr December 19, 2006
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xbox 1080

new xbox thats gonnab e out after 360 and 720
Chung : are you going to buy the 360?

Peter: *throws kimchi* at him. no ya crazy chink! im gonna buy the xbox 1080 in 37 years
by hyung joon November 07, 2005
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xbox connect

A program that you can use to avoid using xbox live to play online by "tricking" your xbox into thinking it's playing a system link game with someone. It sounds good at first: I mean Halo 1 online? cool, right? no. this entire community is overrun with the lowest of the low. Poor nerds, mostly hispanic, which accounts for the god-awful amount of lag. Apparently it's legal, but I have no idea how...
Marco: ey esse, i dont got da pesos for xbox live, wanna play dis shit instead?
Jose: yea mang, let's go steal a router or whatever the gringos call it
by Dr Pimp July 08, 2005
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xbox 360

A wide spread epidemic which is leading to teenagers sitting in there damn houses all frigin day playing this amzaing console. It is the devil and i believe america will continue to get fatter if all these super sweet systems come out.
Friend: What are you doing today after school?

You: Well guy i just got xbox 360 and xbox live hooked up and im gonna go home and pwn some people on call of duty 2.

Friend: Are you sure you dont want to leave your house. I mean its only been 5 1/2 months since you came outside.

You: Yeah im good.
by Haywood J Blowme October 25, 2006
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xbox 360

a piece of shit console that gets the red rings of death a month after you buy it it sucks
i had a xbox 360 one it sucked got the rrod in 2 weeks
by xballinnonstopx April 15, 2010
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Xbox One

Console played by stupid people when they didn't know it's always online
Mi: what kind of console you got?
Yu: Xbox One
Mi: boii
by Someone knocked May 08, 2018
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