Chan Chu Toad

A female with many physical flaws that makes her undesirable to most or almost all, but very desirable to her admirer, based solely on her personality, loyalty, and/or sexual attributes.
Friend: Dude, why did you agree to date that girl? She has no teeth, she's overweight, and has body odor.

Me: Yeah but she can make my toes curl when she gets me off, she's my Chan Chu Toad.
by CookUL8R February 15, 2024
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Toad suck bucks

A slogan sometimes worn on T-shirts by rent boys in low end areas of tourist towns like Las Vegas, L.A. & New York.
I'm wearing my Toad Suck Bucks tank tonight. I will make bank.
by venuswentaway June 07, 2024
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Fuck Toad

Fucking Captain Toad's Treasure Tracker.
Captain Fuck Toad's Treasure Tracker is a fucking mistake.
by David Plays July 03, 2018
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Foot Toad

Mario character “toad” on one single foot. WARNING FOOT TOADS ARE EXTREMELY DANGEROUS AND IF YOU SEE ONE COMING...RUN.
Oh my gosh it’s a foot toad!!
Run!!

*dies*
by Hoe3336 April 05, 2019
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flaming toad

Fucking a girl who has vaginal wards and gonnhorea.
Man, I just got back from the clinic. Turns out, that skeezer from the bar was a total flaming toad.
by falanges123 December 18, 2009
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Frog-toad loophole

When you’re not on the same page with someone
by Frog-toad August 29, 2022
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Slippery toad

When you go to taco bell with your girlfriend and then you meet up with your friends and have a gang bang, however, if it's after you all pump cum into all her holes and she shits, it's a slippery toad
Oh man, we was doing my girlfriend last night and suddenly she did a slippery toad. My mom is gonna kill me if she finds out she shit in the carpet.
by MOM SLUT April 28, 2020
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