stoner tangent

The out-of-nowhere tangent subject that comes up in the middle of a conversation between a group of people who smoke weed a lot.

Stoner 1: "So, last night was fun. I got really drunk."

Stoner 2: "Yeah. Do you ever think about what it would be like to be a duck?"

Stoner 1: "Dude. That was a total stoner tangent."

by BluntToMyLips March 31, 2009

Stoner Swag

A walk that stoners tend to have. It is a swift, gliding movement. Although it seems to be slow, the long strides move the stoner far in distance. It is accompanied by a sleepy look.

The boy walking out of the bong shop had stoner swag.

by vhattttt June 16, 2011

stoner feet

When you are hella high, and you get freaked out, and run hella fast

Did you hear what happend to bob?
No what?
The cops were coming, and he got stoner feet and ran a mile, they never got him

by dopeshitdude95 November 14, 2010

stoner dot

A small tattooed dot on the hand, usually on the web between the index finger and thumb.

"Did you see the stoner dot on that guy?"

by oddism January 7, 2016

rookie stoner

Someone that is interested in smoking marijuana but hasn't had the chance to yet. They often want to smoke because they're friends are doing it, they're bored, they like stoner music, or they just want to try it. Most of the time they will gladly be accepted into the smoking circle

friend: hey man are you a stoner?
me: nah im only a rookie stoner
friend: oh do you want to come smoke with my friends and I
me: sure

by CMAL14 September 11, 2009

stoner moment

The times when smoking weed your brain seems to freeze, for an undefined amount of time.

It all goes quiet in the room, blank faces every where, yup its a stoner moment.

by Holisticstoner January 30, 2004

Stoner Chef

A guy whos stoned,but for some strange reason (do not question it) they will cook ,not stick in the microwave,but make burgers,eggs,pancakes,or a sandwhich made of those 3! There a rare sight.

Yeah son after we got back from cheefin on 2 of these fat ass gars,Aaron hit the kitchen and made us chicken w/ yellow rice hes such a stoner chef,I love that dude.

by Mr.Ganja August 18, 2010