Swan muncher

Someone who eats Swans. This is illegal in the UK, and is generally done by pikeys.

Makka is a proper Swan Muncher!

by Paulo Makowski April 17, 2008

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Elisha swan

When someone’s call an Elisha swan it means they are shaped like an circular object

Oh she is such a Elisha swan

by Bitchfuckcunt November 20, 2022

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Swanning

the week period between royal death and coronation when its legal to hunt and eat swans in the UK

tom and bill decided to go swanning to celebrate the death of the queen

by mithos london May 20, 2022

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1. (noun) Slang term describing a complicated situation in a professional setting, where there is an uncountable amount of bullshit coming one's way (usually served in a silver platter as a disguise). "Swan" is a term generally used by the receiver to discretely complain about the disguised bullshit that is being at play in the office.

2. (noun) Slang term for something/someone unattractive but somehow became very attractive on the outside, but still ugly inside.

3. (continuous verb) swanning -
When a person (usually a boss) is feeding you an uncountable amount bullshit and pretending to be nice.

4. (noun) swan lake -
When a team of people using swan tactics to cycle bullshit around, becoming a show of disguised pretty bullshit dancing around.

Supervisor to You: You've been working late lately, so hardworking and doing such a good job. If you can, why don't you finish these as well before you go? It would be a great help, thanks.
You: Okay.
Supervisor to Boss: He/she is very inefficient, always have to stay late to finish, if he/she listens it wouldn't be so much time waste. Time is money.
You: (WTF!) So much SWAN!!!

by Truth_Hurts_Son December 15, 2020

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