Rules Of The Internet

A list of rules written by a bunch of soyboys who think the internet should have rules.

All you need to know is that anonymous and 4chan have major holdings in the rules when they shouldn't.

Anonymous: Follow the rules of the internet and you will stay fine...

Chad: FUCK YOU! I'M DIVIDING BY ZERO AND I'M GOING TO DISCUSS /B/!!

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The Dr. Dre Rules

If a white person hears a rap song featuring the n-word, it isn't considered racist for him to sing along with it so long as the word is part of the song's lyrics, as defined by Chris Rock in his HBO special "Kill The Messenger."

"What are the Dr. Dre Rules? What are the rules when a Dr. Dre song comes on the radio or plays at a club, what is the procedure that goes into effect? Because sometimes I'm with my white friends and a Dr. Dre song comes on and there's a lot of 'niggers' in a Dr. Dre song. And they want to enjoy it, but they can't really enjoy it around me. So they start taking out the 'niggers' or mumbling the 'niggers' and it's just a sad sight to see. It's just sad to see a white person try to do a nigger-less rendition of a Dr. Dre song, it's just fuckin' depressing. And they're trying to rap along without saying 'nigger' and they're like 'Creeping down the backstreet on dees I got my glock cocked cause-I-don't-know-what-the fuck-to-say!' 'Tat-tat-tat like that, and I never hesitate to put a-ha-ha-ha-ha' But I know when I'm not there, they lean into that shit, 'he's not here, turn it up - down the backstreet on dees I got my glock cocked cause NIGGER!' 'Tat-tat-tat like that, and I never hesitate to put a NIGGER ON HIS BACK-AND KILL HIM, I HATE NIGGERS!' 'Hey man, that's not even in the song.' 'I got a little carried away, I'm sorry about that, they should put it in, they really should.' Don't worry white people, get your Dre on; get your Dre on, get your Jay on, get your Kanye on. It's alright, it's all good, it's okay; it's got to be in the song, though." -Chris Rock, "Kill The Messenger.

by stewbeef May 2, 2011

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Rules of smoking in the house with others

Rules of smoking marijuana with other people in the house:

1,dont be cheap on Airfreshner,it will save your life
2,If you cant find it or cant smell it that means no one can so dont freakout.
3,Have a gameplan of what you are going to do before you get high so you wont be suspicious.
4,hide the resion.
5,have some milk handy so you wont cough
6,have your food ready
7,have Rohtos handy
8,have some noise on the background like TV or Stereo
9,Enjoy
10,If your roomate has only one ball he will tell on you so dont smoke.
11,Drink plenty of Vitamin B to prevent black undereyes.

Rules of smoking in the house with others in it

by Nik Armi January 29, 2010

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