After arousing your girlfriends sexual interests, you forcibly shove half of your clenched fist up her ass (hence the "quarter", since a "full" would be both fists), whilst simultaneously ejaculating into her anus.
The quarter pounder with cheese:

Bob: Once I got Harriet in the mood, I gave her the ol' "quarter pounder with cheese" to liven things up a little!

Doug: Sick!
by Illuminati Man March 23, 2010
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Dodge's Balkan Quarters

Dodge's Balkan Quarters is a server made up by some absolute chads that have destroyed servers such as jaratia and do nothing than shitpost and be funny, if you're a member of this server you probably are 6'5, well built, smart and a red pilled alpha male
Yo dude are you from Dodge's balkan quarters
No dude, I'm a beta male Jaratian
Wow what a shame, really disappointed in you
I'm sorry for being a jaratian
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Quarters for Checkstand Five

1. $.25 is needed at a counter in a grocery mart.

2. Employee code language to signal the store that a very pretty girl (named Jenna) is standing near the counter, and everyone should come look at her.
1. "Quarters for checkstand five! Quarters for checkstand five!" .. 'Here ya go, Jim. By the way, you're a hottie.' .. "I know it!"

2. -hottiewhistle- "Quarters for checkstand fiive!" -wink-
by Brianrietta January 30, 2005
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quarter life crisis

You are considered to have a "Quarter Life Crisis" if you have had a nervous breakdown between the ages of 20 and 30.

See One Eight Life Crisis or Mid Life Crisis for more information on the former.
"I am seriously, like, having a nervous breakdown"
(Evesdropping Bystander thinks...) She's having a Quarter Life Crisis!
by mandielanious May 12, 2004
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quarter life crisis

an early replacement for the all too impatient, need-to-have-everything-now, cell-phone-me-later-to-say-"hey", internet-crazed, generation x-ers and on who absolutely cannot wait until middle age to have their real midlife crisis, they need one NOW!
Jerry Yang is like totally having a quarter life crisis after having made his first billion prior to mid-life and now not knowing what to do/buy next.
by jonathan in s.f. May 13, 2004
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quarter life crisis

From the John Mayer song "Why Georgia"
"Might be a quarter life crisis"

n.
the moment you realize you are a quarter of a century old.
A: Dude, you're oooold.
B: I'm only 25.
A: That's a quarter of a century.
B: What? What?! Ack!
by Sweet Georgia Peach May 12, 2004
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Quarter Pounder Stretcher

Any image or person that arouses the male member, derived from a Macdonalds burger and a cheap shop.
The difference between art and pornography is that art is a medium for developing the soul and the imagination, whereas porn is a quarter pounder stretcher
by Daniel Connolly April 19, 2007
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