Muff Pod

A small collection of dried semen collected in a tangle of pubic hairs on or around one's ballsack. Sometimes a combination of sperm, crabs, and sweat together.

Damn, my mom caught me beatin' it, now I've got this huge muff pod yanking on my nuts cause I had no time to clean up.

by ericccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc January 12, 2008

Muff crunch

The female equivalent to teabagging, or the act of placing ones genitalia on the face of another, possibly not so willing, person. It's an act of derision and not to be taken lightly.

"Bro she just muff crunched you hahaha you suck at all the things Bro!"

by Velgost March 15, 2014

muff muncher

a muff muncher is a person who likes to go down on other people

usualy the lesbian kind

what up you muff muncher

by ijhfhdbvyxnfvdjbfvdjbgd October 30, 2019

Muff Scrub

Another name for a Goatee.

Hey, look at that dudes Muff Scrub.

This chick is gonna be riding my Muff Scrub all night.

by Donkey_Cock December 28, 2008

Granny Muff

The bloated looking pouch just below the stomach/beltline, a result of having kids usually found on elderly women.

I know shes past menopause... it must be granny muff making her look bloated and pregnant.

by Wig Pusha May 16, 2013

muff bluffer

when a woman is a bit of a prick teaser

muff bluffer is another name for a woman that's a bit of a prick teaser!

by kermit999 December 15, 2009

jenner muff

A trans muff

"Dude, did you see Wager with that tranny?" "Yeah I bet he got him some jenner muff last night"

by byrdnuge September 25, 2015