coconut muff

An abundantly hairy vagina riddled with dandruff

She asked me to go down on her but she had a 'coconut muff'
*Not to be confused with crabs*

by Sassymatttteeee September 08, 2019

Muff Gruff

Short for muffin gruffin: also know as a queef or fanny fart. A fart from your downstairs mixer.

Did you just muff gruff? It stanks

by OfficialMuffGruff April 09, 2016

Muff Bread

A vagina that is warm, doughy, and pleasurable as freshly baked bread would be.

Damn, man! Jill has some hot muff bread!

by Sexy Hatman Branden February 25, 2012

Muff Sandwhich

Dirty vagina with puffed lips may smell like old dirty Cabbage.

Your mother has such a muff sandwhich

by Airplaneman February 12, 2012

muff stank

a womans unwashed pussy
one who doesnt douche the vaginal hole

i would have went down on your girl but she's suffering from muff stank and i could hardly breathe

by RetroThis February 23, 2012

muff bluffer

when a woman is a bit of a prick teaser

muff bluffer is another name for a woman that's a bit of a prick teaser!

by kermit999 December 15, 2009

Saucy Muff

A pussy slathered in penile sauce

Ayo, Jimmothy. I got them pictures you sent me, man. That's one nice-ass Saucy Muff.

by Barry Fingerdiddler March 21, 2018