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luke

That one annoying asshole at school who has friends somehow and people think they’re funny but he’s not and is really just a nuisance and an asshole to people and gets away with it just because people think he’s funny. Also has a history of making friends with people and then just ends up being a dick to them and loses them as friends. His personality never changes and he never matures. Thinks he’s the shit but he’s not.
“ did you hear with that shithead Luke did?”

“No what?”

“Kept making jokes in class while the student was talking about how the parents died in a car crash, but still has all of his friends!”
by Gl0v35 February 3, 2022
mugGet the lukemug.

Luke

by JustATeaLover May 29, 2019
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Luke

Someone who loves flamed grilled stake McCoy's and is always drinking coke
He has a bag of McCoy's and a can of coke he must be a luke
by BGmedialover7 February 26, 2017
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Luke

Luke is a crazy ass motherfucker. He’ll do anything besides his work. If you were to date a luke he would fight and nigga for you.
This man tried to hit on my and my boyfriend luke beat his ass.

Luke go to the office
by Mr dog November 7, 2019
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Luke

A blond hair kid, chubby and short. He is very smart and will probably be a billionaire when he grows up. He eats a little too much and will do anything for food, especially cheeseburgers or donuts.
“Who’s that shoving all the muffins and donuts in their mouth?”
“That has to be a Luke “
by Jfdghdg December 26, 2019
mugGet the Lukemug.

Luke

He's a fat ass who cannot get his own food for himself. He will ask for burger King and McDonald's. He also is stupid and ugly
Hey, have you seen Luke before, he's so fat
by Hypex Power March 20, 2019
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Luke

a person who strictly eats ass
Wow, I wonder where luke is? Probably eating ass.
by myfathispanicass April 2, 2020
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