Logan

A very skinny toothpick who really likes dick jokes. He loves dick jokes almost as much as he loves dicks themselves. He drinks at least four gallons of Mountain Dew a day and doesn't gain a fucking pound. lucky motherfucker.
He still brags that he had a girlfriend in kindergarten because he still can't get one. Their relationship was most likely abusive.

"Hey, Logan, how was your we-?"
"p e n i s"
"Bitch wha-"
"t e s t e s"

by StillFuckinDazed November 13, 2018

Logan

Shallow jerk that asks out a girl just to have a girlfriend and asks them out repeatedly. Can't keep a secret and you can't trust him with anything. Too bad he's your crushes best friend.

Anisa:That shallow jerk Logan just asked me out
Sophia:He asked me out yesterday
Logan:Karaline will you go out with me
Karali e:No you shallow jerk!

by Awesomeness4589 May 27, 2019

Logan

She is beautiful

Logan is a beating up beautiful girl

by Logaaann October 22, 2020

Logan

A definitely sexy guy who normally has dirty blonde hair. He is an asshole who says he loves you but he doesn't. He will try to hurt you for no reason and thinks its funnyabuse Never trust a Logan he is a hoe and will use you. If he ever as you out and you like him say no. He will just break your heart and go on to the next girl. He never talks to his exes unless he's not over them.

Logan ask me out what should I say?
Say no he is such a hoe and will use you

by Daddyslittleslut December 5, 2018

logan

A VERY annoying guy. He thinks he's cool and that every girl likes him but he's not. Makaila especially Hates him because at their lockers he's a pusher and EXTREMLY ANNOYING. But she has to be friends with Logan because her best friend is in like with him.

LOGAN IS ANNOYING BUT MAKAILA HAS TO BE FRIENDS WITH HIM.

by makaila hates logan May 10, 2017

Logan

Logan is a girl and boy name she's rare to find she's thick,funny,loyal,sexy,and gorgeous she will make you cry if you let her go she keeps it real and don't lie to you she has a smart mouth and don't take SHIT she will fight u no Mather what age or size she is multitalented and is often mixed she has brown hazel rare eyes and sandy brown/red hair that you will die for she can fight and is loyal but don't take shit,

Logan is fine.
Damn she thick asf.
Damn she can fight.

by Lolo jonae December 19, 2016

Logan

Logan is only to be loved by boys with massive shlongs, usually a term associated with proper fit girls.She loves it raw and gets turned on by feet touching.

Oh my god, nathan Shagged LOGAN in the arse.

by PhatWagwanGrink November 5, 2019