Take a full tub of butter, melt in the microwave and then proceed to defacate in it. Place the butter back inside the fridge to set. The unsuspecting victim will eventually reach the end of the butter revealing the "Shining Hippo."
by Bob Apricot October 28, 2017

by EvanZav September 19, 2009

A bunch of hungry hippos: The time where Melanie ate a huge large burrito and ate so many french fries.
Melanie had a bunch of hungry hippos when she ate so many hungry french fries and a humongous, large burrito. That's about it though
by Hungryhippocowgirl March 14, 2025

When a bully or prankster gives you a wedgie while you're sitting on the toilet, mid-poop. It’s the ultimate ambush: you're at your most vulnerable, pants down, minding your business—and boom, someone yanks your underwear sky-high like they're launching a satellite. Maximum disrespect. Maximum trauma.
Example:
"Bro, the wedgie I got while pooping was so intense, I think it scarred my hippo campus. Every time I see a toilet now, my brain short-circuits."
"Bro, the wedgie I got while pooping was so intense, I think it scarred my hippo campus. Every time I see a toilet now, my brain short-circuits."
by cicadacalcine July 8, 2025

by Tbeam May 24, 2025

by Spicy hippo24 December 10, 2020
