Doing A Greg

The act of getting wasted one night and making up a fake game as an excuse for not showing up to work the next morning

Just heard Greg James is missing after being wasted with Lizzo and Harry Styles at the BRIT awards last night. I bet he is 'doing a greg!'

by mr.handlebandlebobitybipbob February 19, 2020

Greg Status

Of great quality; above and beyond average

Guy 1: Bro I am taking a Greg Status shit right now
Guy 2: Let me know how it goes. Send pictures

by doughboycantcap June 29, 2020

Greg Summers

A basketball player. Very good. He was also on ESPN or is a spokesperson also, I think. Don't quote me on that

"Holy shit, is that Greg Summers from ESPN!? I heard he can juggle some real balls!"

by Uno REAL!! July 22, 2022

Meowstic Greg.

Meowstic evolves from Espurr at level 25, and is a Pseudo-Legendary pokemon with a 600 Base-stat total. (totally) (no cap) (100%)

Pokemon trainer: I caught a male Espurr and evolved it into a male Meowstic Greg.
Pokemon Trainer 2: YOURE A GOD!!!!!!!!!!!
Pokemon trainer: (Starts ascending.)

by windyeeee February 4, 2022

Earl Greg

Variation of a Hot Toddy made instead with Earl Grey tea and Orange Jubilee Mad Dog 20/20.

Almost time for bed, I sure could go for a piping hot serving of Earl Greg in my mouth!

by DDCS2009 March 17, 2023

Greg Louganis

1- Boring Definition: Olympian Diver famed for breaking his head on the diving board and covertly leaking AIDS into the pool.

2- Cool Definition: Sexual act. Performed by engaging in intercourse and bending your partner over a coffee table or other low surface requiring them to use their arms to hold themselves up. At a climatic moment you pull their arms out from under tham causing their face to bounce off of the coffee table, must yell 'Greg Louganis!' See also Tony Danza

1- Greg Louganis was a dick head to give the pool AIDS like that.

2- Megan is so dumb. I'm totally gonna give her the Greg Louganis tonight, man.

by PopFreeMonkey March 2, 2007

Greg Swanson

an ijew faggot, that loves anal

greg swanson

by gregswan January 13, 2009