Floss-raped

when you get out of the shower and a piece of hair slithers between your buttcheeks

Everytime I get out the shower, I get floss-raped.

by Alesdebber March 16, 2015

Devil's Floss

Somehow receiving red pubic hair in one's mouth. Often this would occur during oral sex.

From one woman to another. "When I was drunk I went down on this redheaded guy. I stopped and pulled a long fire-y out of my mouth. He laughed and said 'Got ya some of my devil's floss did you?' I looked at him and said 'yes! Why does it taste like peanut butter?'"

by zjme October 19, 2009

floss like water

having good qualities, particularly pertaining to food

“damn, that new drink from the bar flosses like water!”

“Did that burger floss like water?”

by Quandly December 25, 2022

Forbidden floss

When eating out a girl, one of her pubic hairs goes into your mouth, supplying you with natural floss

"I had something stuck in my teeth, so my girlfriend let me dig for some forbidden floss"

by Panda723 December 15, 2022

Floss God

A fucking GOAT

Y’all listen to that new Floss God? That shit go harrrrrd

by Guapteament November 23, 2021

full mouth floss

When you go down on a girl with a full on 70's bush and get a mouth full of hair when trying to perform oral sex on her.

Walt: Hey Rick, how was your date with Betty last night?

Rick: Yeah, I went down on her and got the full mouth floss!

by Ricky Tea September 24, 2015

butt floss

White stuff you put on in the morning so that your ass gum doesn't stay in your pants

Do you have any butt floss if not to bad for you

by Killerpika8 October 06, 2019