This is the most unoriginal name in the universe's history. The Davids in this universe are the most boring and naive people in this society. They might look nice and innocent, but trust me they're not. They might be funny sometimes, but sometimes they piss the fu** out of everyone. At first, they might also appear great at studies but trust me they aren't very good. But tbh, they are good. They get bullied sometimes and they control their emotions really well. A David will do anything for his friends, and he is trustworthy. If you don't have a David in your life, trust me you haven't lived your life yet. Everyone needs a David. The reason I wrote this definition was that I was mad at a David in my life. But I've realized that he has a really good sense of humour and has been a really good friend to me. So I hope you liked me too and byeeeeee
by The god of the cycle of life July 1, 2020
Get the Davidmug. A David is a power hungry freak bent on world domination. Davids have haircuts and wear sweater vests. They don't have time for furry animals and run all things in the world. They take pride in throwing laptops and hitting people on their craniums. They generally travel in clumps, and enjoy singing. This is based on my good friend david beckham.
by ladygagaandgeorgebushcollide February 17, 2010
Get the davidmug. a true bad ass how care for only his closest friends and family usually good looking and smart o and a total ASSHOLE
by the asshole name david March 3, 2012
Get the Davidmug. 
He is one of the most beautiful souls you will ever meet. He is super quirky, dorky, and funny. He loves dancing and has the cutest little smile! When he smiles, he smiles so big that he gets these adorable little wrinkles by his eyes. Ohhh man those eyes! He has brown eyes, but they aren't just plain old brown eyes. They are the most beautiful, twinkling, dark, and mysterious eyes ever! His laugh is super quirky, but so cute! He has long, golden brown hair that he parts in the middle. It puts 90's leo dicaprio to shame!His charm gets you the fastest! He loves to talk about his travels and goals in life. Super smart and super funny too! That boy can make you laugh!!!
by Pizzaandpunkrock September 7, 2017
Get the Davidmug. 
by asianboi June 26, 2008
Get the davidmug.