business trip

A euphemism for using the bathroom, often employed when one wants his/her friends to think he/she was doing something important. Like an inside joke with yourself.

Person 1# 'dude, where'd you go'
Person2# 'important business trip'
or
Person 1# 'Hey! where were you?'
Person 2# 'long intense business trip

by awkwardfart December 3, 2011

business management

one of the worst things in the world.

a magnet subject for rejects. possibly conceived for that reason so they could weed out all the losers who might clog up other more worthwhile classes.

you took business management? holy shit what a waste of time.

by Josh Birnbaum November 18, 2007

open for business

When a girl is on the pill meaning she can have sex.

Hey,there's sheila i heard shes on the pill so shes open for business.

by APU & The Stooge August 14, 2011

Business wank

noun. A bout of masturbation conducted purely for practical reasons. It can be enjoyed, but that is not its purpose. It is done solely to necessarily relieve high stress, drain one's blue balls, or because the next opportunity to have one off the wrist could be far into the future.

"Yo, what took you so long?"

"Sorry, I've got dinner with my girlfriend's parents tonight, then we're all staying at this place with paper-thin walls and we can't bang later, so I had to have a quick business wank."

by burnard August 17, 2014

Busy biscuit

A busy biscuit is a girl who stays busy during the day and gets tired at night because of hard work during the day either with work, school, etc.

She didn't text me back because she is a busy biscuit.

by Laflames June 23, 2016

business tripping

Consuming both Cocaine and Magic Mushrooms at the same time.

I had a really productive day at the music festival, I was business tripping.
Cocaine mushrooms partyingdrugshallucinations

by fritz131 June 6, 2014

small business

a hard working bitch who gets shit done

Amanda: how do i start a small business?
Bob: Sacrifice your Life!

by nothoughtsjustmonke March 12, 2021