Business Administration

The degree that kids go for because their parents wouldn’t accept their art history degree.

Gabe: Hey Dad, I really want to go into ministry
Dad: I don’t want my son working at a Starbucks. You’re going into business administration.

by xXx_AccountingSlayer420_xXx November 20, 2020

business management

one of the worst things in the world.

a magnet subject for rejects. possibly conceived for that reason so they could weed out all the losers who might clog up other more worthwhile classes.

you took business management? holy shit what a waste of time.

by Josh Birnbaum November 18, 2007

open for business

When a girl is on the pill meaning she can have sex.

Hey,there's sheila i heard shes on the pill so shes open for business.

by APU & The Stooge August 14, 2011

Business wank

noun. A bout of masturbation conducted purely for practical reasons. It can be enjoyed, but that is not its purpose. It is done solely to necessarily relieve high stress, drain one's blue balls, or because the next opportunity to have one off the wrist could be far into the future.

"Yo, what took you so long?"

"Sorry, I've got dinner with my girlfriend's parents tonight, then we're all staying at this place with paper-thin walls and we can't bang later, so I had to have a quick business wank."

by burnard August 17, 2014

busy beezy

adj.Noun- A female that sleeps around a lot. A hoe.

Guess who I seen at the homie's house last night? Your girl, she's been a busy beezy.

by gconnex March 3, 2008

Business daddy

A way to describe a parent company

I heard Last Week Tonight with John Oliver no longer has AT&T as a business daddy

by John 0liver April 19, 2022

Business Nerd

He’s a cool dude. Usually his name is Charles but we call him Chuck. He knows the ins and outs of business from restaurants, e-commerce, entertainment, or whatever makes money. He is a nerd in business which means he is a master of every area when it comes to quarter sales, projections, and forecasting future earnings.

Chuck knows his stuff. Business nerd.

Lori is one business nerd. Knows every detail when it comes to baking cookies and selling them.

by Hawk man November 30, 2021