1. noun. slang. A person, male or female, who has just had an ejaculation of semen shot onto their face, either intentionally or accidentally, resulting in either temporary blindness or the appearance of blindness for the recipient.
2. verb. slang. The act of ejaculating semen onto a person's face, male or female, either intentionally or accidentally, in such a manner as to render said person to become temporarily blind or appear to be blinded by semen.
2. verb. slang. The act of ejaculating semen onto a person's face, male or female, either intentionally or accidentally, in such a manner as to render said person to become temporarily blind or appear to be blinded by semen.
1. After a long, drunken night, John was a blind donkey, with cum dripping off his face.
2. As Tim was angry with his boyfriend, he gave him a blind donkey.
2. As Tim was angry with his boyfriend, he gave him a blind donkey.
by bdj August 25, 2013
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Get the Born Blind mug.So, I was tryin to mack on that girl from the suburbs all night...really talking up that grant I just received. She's totally brain blind, I guess she went home with that guy on the motorcycle.
by shtooops November 15, 2009
Get the Brain Blind mug.I lied for no reason and then realised I had a blind spot.
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I let him cross my boundaries, I guess I still have a blind spot.
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My emotions took control over me when he pushed my buttons, now at least I'm aware of my blind spots.
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I let him cross my boundaries, I guess I still have a blind spot.
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My emotions took control over me when he pushed my buttons, now at least I'm aware of my blind spots.
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Get the blind romance mug.When you spend the night with a woman, and sometime during the night you wake up with a raging boner. You proceed with silently (you want to be polite and not wake her) rubbing one out and giving her a facial. Her eyes are covered and you’ve left for the morning and now she has to call an Uber to go to the hospital so she can see again.
Her face and eyes are so covered she looks like frosty the snowman, but is now blind, hence blind frosty.
Her face and eyes are so covered she looks like frosty the snowman, but is now blind, hence blind frosty.
I was so horny when I woke up I gave her a sleeping facial, which turned into a blind frosty when she had to go to the hospital to see again.
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