John

a fat ass who eats, and drinks beer and likes to sit down all day! He will eat you if you don't be carefull.

I never wan't a john

by what the hell person!! October 14, 2012

John

An asian boy who goes to the murphy and who likes shie.

“john is mines”

shie said.

by Anonymous😂 (murphy head6) June 1, 2019

John

Usually a boy with brown hair. You are soooooooooooooooooooooooo funny and love red cars. Sometimes you can put yourself before others but you are a tiger when it comes to standing up for others. You will own a Ferrari and will marry a girl named Susan. You hate running sports but will play football. You will like John!

Is that John in that red car?

by Hermione_Hogwarts1111 April 19, 2019

John

Never has friends his own age.

That John always hangs out with those old kids

by Steve from florida October 22, 2019

John

Bogus

That idea is so John

by Hshdbeishsbeisoxjdpwb April 27, 2019

John

He cheek eyes hurt. We’re gonna do a shot of tequilla. If were pulled over by the tall silver police dude hes gonna send us home. John is super cool, even if he gets pulls over, so shut up. Deal with it, hes cooler than you, bitch. Sit down.

Dude, don’t even try to John me right now.

by Ubermoosh July 13, 2018

John

The Leader Of WAKANDA forever

other African countries where attacking (John).

by lilicee June 3, 2019