teetart

absolutely amazing. of the utmost awesomeness. the best of the best.

omg you are such a teetart. i am jelly

by bangsheshotme January 25, 2011

Teletappies

A cartoon notable for the main characters playing an online fps tapping all the time. Suitable for children from 3 to 5 years old but also to FAT HAX0RRZ.

Dude 1: "Omfg, why u leavin, man? You've got some haxtreme skillz!!"

Dude 2: "Soz buddy, but ima go watch some Teletappies"

Dude 1: "Omfg ur right!! The third series starts today!! Bye man, ive absolutely got to watch it"

Dude 2: "Cya"

by Mr. Haxtreme September 10, 2011

teeth mittens

When you wake up with such a dry mouth that it feels like you have mittens on your teeth. Occurs when sleeping with your mouth open during a cold or drinking too much.

How was the party?
I got so hammered last night I have a screaming headache and a full set of teeth mittens.

by spirotot May 14, 2014

Teet Muncher

To teet munch is when you munch a woman's breast lightly and softly

I want to meet Josh so badly, they say he's an amazing teet muncher

by the_gova August 26, 2014

Teeth in your ass

When you got either someone eating your ass or when you shove dentures up your ass.

It can also be used as a greeting.

Ex.1 Your friend just lost a game in league if legends.
Friend: FUCK THIS GAME IT'S TRASH.
You: What do you got? teeth in your ass?

Ex.2 What's up, got teeth in your ass?
Just take George Washington's wooden dentures and SHOVE them up your ass

by Thurluvlok January 17, 2018

Teeter-twat

Related to teeter-tot back n forth, up n down, etc...
My definition- pussying out on decisions, promises and/claims of your word

He teeter-twatted about lending me the money after the wife got wind of it.

by TwerkyWorder July 12, 2018

teeth-stick

Teeth-stick is what you call lipstick that is on someone’s teeth.

Did you see Denise’s teeth-stick? Someone should tell her about it, so she can wipe it off.

by E. Dubs. October 5, 2018