Tanner

Tanners are simply a different breed. All of them are born usually in 300 B.C, and although funny, they are actual goddamn apes. Prehistoric beasts of nature that somehow made it to our almost-perfect industrial era. Despite this, anybody named Tanner is a certified top G. They're reliable and strong, and can lift literally anything. If you know a Tanner, value him for his wisdom, because it goes farther back in time than you could ever know.

Tanner is such a ape.

Tanner is smart, but I think he's more related to a gorilla than his dad.

by BigBoyBinsky November 6, 2023

Tanner

Nothing, much. He’s a short guy, usually built like a tater tot.

Sonic employee: Would you like tots with your order?

You: No it’s fine, I’ve got Tanner

by King_kachow November 21, 2021

tanner leblanc

An extraordinary person with lots of amazing traits and personalities and a good well being person that others would want to be around

Person: Man I wish I was Tanner LeBlanc friend
Tanner LeBlanc: You have to be my friend to be special

by John solk February 21, 2017

Danny Tanner

On Full House, he would always seem to have those dramatic moments, “Well, you called that person fat and retarded and it hurt their feelings, so be a nice person.” Those long drawn out dramatic moment’s that continued through the show.

Why you having a Danny Tanner (D.T.) moment bitch!

by McBigBooty July 21, 2021

Tanner McDowell

Little gay boy

Hey, Tanner McDowell! You’re a little bitch

by Lucas's Bookbag April 5, 2023

Tanner Page

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Tanner Page is dummy THICCCCCCCCCC

by anonymous June 13, 2021

Tanner

Tanner does not have a tan like his name suggests, he is actually the palest man in the world.

Tanner is whiter than the concept of white.

by Champion of Clear Definitions November 5, 2020