Meat Mountain

A penis so huge it rivals the blue whale's 98-incher.

Celene: "I had to take Chad's Meat Mountain the other day."

by UnusualInsanity June 16, 2023

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Fuck Mountain

The promised land...

We've made it brethren. To our future, to our salvation, to Fuck Mountain.

by SnugisLurp July 22, 2021

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Trouser Mountain

Another way of describing when your penis becomes erect and pushes upward against the crotch of your pants, also known as pitching a tent, standing at attention, morning wood and rising son

Why do you have a trouser mountain while watching those kids play???

by Metallicajunkie October 23, 2018

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(n.) Used primarily with waking up. Generally, it is a girl with a unshaven pussy or beaver that has let it grow a little too much and thusly become a small mountain of pubic hair. Should be used with the adjective of color describing the girl's hair.

Coleman: Hey Vince, I didn't see you last night, what happened I thought you were my ride from the party?
Vince: Ahh Coleman man, I'm really sorry i woke up this morning in Brown Bush Mountain.
Coleman: Sara or Rachel?
Vince: Sara, man!
Coleman: ...I Understand completely...On a side note though...NICEEEEEEEEE
Vince: I KNOW RIGHT?
(High Five)

by VMcG May 31, 2011

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Mountain Dewya

Instead of the drink Mountain dew. Its a word meaning " Mount and do ya (Sex)

"Hey Rachel, I totally wanna Mountain Dewya."

by Atha March 18, 2010

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the volcanologist on the mountain

Someone who is in the middle of a situation who is in a position to know exactly what is or was going on.

Someone who is on the volcano would have a better idea if an eruption is about to happen versus someone who is away from the mountain.

I know exactly what happened yesterday. You weren't there. I was. I was the volcanologist on the mountain.

by Bigdrawers November 15, 2017

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