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sphincter smile

Smug look used by bullshitters when their crap gets believed. Or when a bitch be pouting like she wants fucked in the ass.
Brian conviced her he's a pilot, check out his sphincter smile.

Shauna put her ass in my crotch and shot me the spincter smile, giggity!
by Big 'Hedonizm' Kev June 12, 2007
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Sphincter tickle by proxy

Placing a finger up your girlfriend or lovers anus with a view to getting her to reciprocate the action without having to say "Will you finger me hoop?"
The other day I recieved a sphincter tickle by proxy. Nice one...
by thewexfordlad April 6, 2007
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Sphinctler

Any type of human or animal shaped lawn or garden watering implement where the water is ejected out of the rear end (or sphincter) of the implement.
"Hey Joe I just got one of those new Yak style garden sphinctlers. It has amazing cheek compression, gets all the way to the driveway in one shot!"
by Clark Graff December 27, 2008
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Sphincter Soak

A "Sphincter Soak" -(noun or adjective) is someone's significant other, fuck buddy, mistress or mister.

In more adventurous circles a "Sphincter Soak" may refer to less sentient beings i.e members of the animal kingdom and/or vegetables.

- Verb
To Sphincter Soak
- Where's Lex?"

- I don't know she had been spending a lot of time with her Sphincter Soak.

-Is this dinner or Ivan's Sphincter Soak?
by The Haus of Henry November 7, 2015
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Anal sphincter

a commonly used word to describe a person who repetitively asks stupid questions that are pointless and have no point
yo bro, does alchohol make you drunk?

stfu you anal sphincter..

but why?

epic lulz
by a black caucasian August 1, 2010
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winker sphincter

(also pronounced "winka schvincta")

Technique employed by Caribbean/ Bahamian exotic dancers used to surprisingly entice non-native travelers. Most prevalent at nondescript buildings that house 10:1 stripper to customer ratio. Skrippas that use this technique will ofter grab the customer by the hand upon entry, straddle his arm and lead him into the club by unclothed crotch. Once a seat has been chosen, the service women will face away from customer, and with straight legs, grab her ankles. If customer attempts eye contact, the winking of the anus will surely distract.
(also pronounced "winka schvincta")

Technique employed by Caribbean/ Bahamian exotic dancers used to surprisingly entice non-native travelers. Most prevalent at nondescript buildings that house 10:1 stripper to customer ratio. Skrippas that use this technique will ofter grab the customer by the hand upon entry, straddle his arm and lead him into the club by unclothed crotch. Once a seat has been chosen, the service women will face away from customer, and with straight legs, grab her ankles. If customer attempts eye contact, the winking of the anus will surely distract.
Brad: "So did you guys enjoy the strip club last night?"

Jef: "Well after she introduced me to the winker sphincter, she said for $80 we could go to the back and do anything I wanted..."

Jef: " I said, Does that include leave?"
by jef400 October 30, 2009
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sphincter

music that makes you poo
i was listenin to some sphincter and i shit uncontrollably
by dylan girer September 3, 2007
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