spanking the captain

To gratify oneself sexually.

Due to his social ineptitude, Simon spent his Saturday evening spanking the captain.

by cracker in a can August 18, 2005

spank the dolphine

to masturbate at sea

I was at the beach and felt kind of horny so I decided to spank the dolphine

by Aaron with one A May 29, 2008

Hank Spank

Right before ejaculation while recieving oral sex the male

thunder claps the female on both ears and pulls out and runs away!

Last night I wanted to break up with my girlfriend so I gave her a Hank Spank and got the fuck out.

by The Hamburglar Lives May 17, 2010

kitty spanking

lesbian sex

Carol and Francesca went back to the apartment for a few hours of kitty spanking.

by Anthony Hubert January 04, 2010

Spank it bloody

An aggresive and prolonged form of masturbation resulting in a chaffing and subsequential bleeding of the male genetalia.

Jim: Sorry you couldn't hook up tonight at the club. Hang in there man you'll get past this dry spell.
Gary: Thats alright I'm going to go home and spank it bloody to work out some of this frustration.

by Tdwg October 16, 2008

The Spank Tank

An RV or some form of bus where people come together and fuck. Used for educational purposes only. Its long, hard and full of drive.

Yesterday we were rollin' in the spank tank... you know what that means!

by broskiparty June 07, 2009

spank juice

another word for semen

I sprayed spank juice all over her face and she liked it

by Coorslite82 April 17, 2011