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Sloppy chick

I shoved that whole sloppy chick down my throat.

That sloppy chick was knarly bro.
by Ethan the fat fuck February 5, 2021
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Sloppy Nog

The Sloppy Nog:

Best done in the “style of the dog”, this finishing move requires some quick timing and careful aim.

First, build up a full head of steam, and just when you are about to nut, pull out and unload upon your partner within a concentrated area. Now, and this is the most important part, while still in the throes of passion, sprinkle some nutmeg over the affected area and wish your partner some good holiday cheer!

This move works great for the novice or the experienced and can be performed upon the partner of your choice.

Also, be sure to only use freshly grated nutmeg. Show some fucking class. It’ll taste better and your partner is worth it.
John: Did you and Lisa have a good night?

Tom: Sure did! And in honor of the holiday season I finished her off with a Sloppy Nog!

John: Oh that’s great! I’m really happy for you two... wait... did you use fresh nutmeg?

Tom: Of course! Dude! I RESPECT her.
by Lord Balthazar the Third December 13, 2018
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sloppy dallas

Receiving a blowjob from a girls who's mouth is full of dip
Hey Brandon how did your date go?

Pretty good, it ended with her giving me a sloppy dallas so that was awesome!
by Wholesome Duck October 15, 2020
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Sloppy Nipple

After sucking on a ripe nipple, leaving saliva and mother's milk around the rim.
Hey bro, i just sucked my wife's erect nipples, gave her a Sloppy Nipple..my mouth is dripping.... So is her nipple
by SloppySavage October 1, 2016
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Sloppy Chainsaw

When she’s giving you the fresh dome and accidentally cuts your cock with her nails.
Yeah, my Mom gave me a sloppy chainsaw. Should I contact CPS?
by Prollynat December 7, 2019
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Sloppy Betty

(i) noun. Where the act of ejaculating inside a woman is immediately followed by a fanny fart, the resulting mess is referred to as a Sloppy Betty.

(ii) a person who commits the above.

(iii) verbal noun. The act of doing the above.
"I bust a nut inside her and by the time i'd rolled off her she queefed and did a Sloppy Betty all over the sheets." or using the verb: - "she Sloppy Bettied the sheets"

"Look what you did you dirty skank whore, you are such a Sloppy Betty"
by jizzyBT August 21, 2009
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