by ieatsalad:/ June 3, 2020

A man possibly a half-virgin that drools over pics of women and slight ass on the internet and real life
Decides to share his experiences with the whole wide world
Decides to share his experiences with the whole wide world
Mateen(most common simp name): Mayne i gotta unfollow this chick i saw her body and this ain't doing me no good🤪
Green shirt guy: You should go get that checked or something..
Green shirt guy: You should go get that checked or something..
by glizzator September 1, 2020

by dannyc310 May 7, 2020

: going out of your way to impress someone/ falling in love with someone who isn’t in love with you/ doesn’t like you/ doesn’t pay attention to you
Dude 1: “god I’m so in love with Rachel but she doesn’t even know my name.”
Dude 2: “you’re such a simp bro”
Dude 2: “you’re such a simp bro”
by Kitty ~ March 1, 2020

Due to a broken heart they've developed a cold heart. They cry often and often feel trapped. They became coldhearted because they realized that the person they messed with heavy didn't even care if they lived. They're so blind by love That they usually don't notice their partners flaws Yes! they're sometimes "possessed" by their relationship, but they don't have any compassion for their partner and often feel abandoned and misunderstood.
by Thesimpanonymous June 15, 2020

Usually someone named Harley, is an epic GAYmer and is often in love with someone named jye or tom white but just doesn't know it yet! Chases after girls and is a big stalker man so watch out ladies!!!! Dogs the boys by leaving whenever the girl leaves and chases women even when hes taken...
e.g.
Person one: "OMF man that dude is pulling such a HARLEY!!!"
Person two: "IKR dude he's dogging the boys so much!"
Person one: "Ikr, he's such a simp!"
Person one: "OMF man that dude is pulling such a HARLEY!!!"
Person two: "IKR dude he's dogging the boys so much!"
Person one: "Ikr, he's such a simp!"
by aussie_stalin March 12, 2020
