Simp

Someone who has absolutely no chance with someone yet still gets their hopes up. Aka me.

I have no chance with him. Whatever. I’m a simp

by Weeboroki May 25, 2020

Simp

•A man that puts himself in a subservient/submissive position under women in hopes of winning them over, without the female bringing anything to the table.

•A man that puts too much value on a female for no reason .

•A man that prides himself with "Chivalry" in hopes of getting sexual gratification form women .

James Smith Is a simp

by James Smaggasgale February 21, 2020

Simp

•Someone who “rolls out the red carpet” for every female they encounter

•Horniest of horny

•Always doing anything to try and get every girl when they’re not interested

•Always ugly

1. Ayden Mann was being such a simp for all of the girls he knows
2. Ayden Is such a simp, he leaks someone’s nudes, dates the other, and has a crush on someone else.

by penissmeller69 June 8, 2020

Simp

a term to address someone who likes the other person a lot and will do anything for them.

sarah gushed over liam the whole camping trip, he was the only thing she would talk about. therefore made her a simp for liam.

by deborah smiles April 14, 2022

Simp

Someone who will say or do anything to please someone hoping that they will end up dating that person. They just wish to be with that person.

My boy Ansel is a simp

by Nobody.......... April 29, 2020

Simp

A person who is ONLY nice/financially supportive to another person because they want sex from them in return.

Not to be confused with common human decency.

“God, he buys her flowers.. he’s such a simp”
“Is he doing it just for sex?”
“No..”
“Well then he’s not a fucking simp, Jeremy.“

by Heathenous Scoundrel April 22, 2020

Simp

Simp. A person who does anything including and not limited to, saying goodbye to their dignity, and their friends just so they might be able to have a chance at getting a partner. However most people specify that only males can simp. However you are so very wrong if you believe that hogwash May I direct you attention to Mikasa Ackerman from Attack on titan. She is the one of the biggest simps I’ve ever seen and I’m including Sanji from One Piece so there is no more reason to suggest only males can simp.

(Person 1: Hey Jim I took a look back and I completely disagree, Mikasa is a total simp

(Person 2: No she isn’t Sanji is, only guys can simp, duh

(Person 1: I think you need to seek a therapist because somethings wrong if you only think guys can simp.

by Majoritymars5 July 12, 2020