Simmonds

A filthy boy who needs to be taught a lesson; most probably with ropes, chains, leather or dripping hot candle wax. A Simmonds is also incredible in bed, as sexy as hell and will make you do dirty things.

S: "Sweetheart, let me fetch the whip, the butterscotch sauce and the double ended dildo."
K: "Wow, you're such a kinky Simmonds!"

by MistressCupcakes November 17, 2011

Simmons Fucked

The act of being fired (or, "fucked") by Simmons Media. This happens extremely often, and most of the time around the holidays.

"Hey, what did you get for Christmas?"

"Nothing. I lost my job a week before Christmas and couldn't afford presents."

"Sounds like you got Simmons Fucked."

"Dude, I got Simmons Fucked WAY bad!"

by ellispsycho January 5, 2009

simesayin'

To agree with someone, short for "That's what I'm saying!"

Bill certainly is in a bad mood.... simesayin'

by fusnerhall September 9, 2009

simmer your boil

A phrase used when someone needs to chill the fuck out.

Similar to simmer down or slow you roll

Simmer your boil, it's not that big of a deal

by Sean Motherfucking B May 27, 2010

Simpson Hall

A dorm located on Redstone Campus at the University of Vermont. Known for their extreme ragers that occur every weekend and sometimes on Wasted Wednesdays and Thirsty Thursdays. It is a common destination for the cops, especially when floors 4 and 5 get a little too rowdy. Floor 3 is known as a retirement home, whereas floor 4 is known as the crack house and floor 5 is one step down from Vegas. With only three floors, all residents are pretty familiar with each other, which can lead to major beef between them. Although this may be true, in the end, they are all in this together whether they like it or not.

Wellness resident: Where do you live on campus.

Simpson resident: I live in Simpson Hall.

Wellness resident: NO WAY! Is there anything going on tonight?

Simpson resident: Well it is Thursday ;)

by tooaverageBOB October 23, 2018

simmy sexual

A simmy sexual is the sexuality that simmy (Mr simpson) is or could be

Someone: hey simmy

simmy: Be gone thot, i am only looking for simmy's as i am a simmy sexual

by silkhurcyrxrct March 11, 2020

simm

spit in my mouth

i want you to simm

by mintytoe1 September 8, 2020