jay and silent bob

The only good thing to ever come out of New Jersey

"Fuck Jay and Silent Bob. Fuck them. Fuck them up their stupid asses..."

by asdfsfasdfsg44sdf April 22, 2008

Silent Phone Scope

When you call somebody who is at a party, when they answer you stay quiet, Just so you can see if the party is poppin'

You may also call private if you please.

MARK: (DIALS NUMBER)

JOHNNY: ( HELLO? )

MARK: *SILENCE*

JOHNNY: ( Lots of noise in the back round )

MARK: *Hangs up* LETS GO PARTY!

Silent phone scope.

by marillias January 3, 2010

Silent E-Peening

The act of gloating, or rubbing a victory in someones face, without actually doing or saying anything. Can also be silent epeening when the person ahead in the competition will not acknowledge the other participant

Two people are playing a fighting game, one just won the game land-slide. He's doing nothing but sitting there not acknowledging the other person talking to him. "Stop your fucking Silent E-peening you faggot"

by Beecels May 28, 2010

Silent Submarine Sex

The act of performing a sexual act while one or more people are in the same room.
Usual occurs at drunken parties and gatherings.

Dude, I Silent Submarine Sexed Sarah last week after you passed out on the couch,
or
Me and Sarah had Silent Submarine Sex on the floor while you guys were playing monopoly.

by Jordo.. March 16, 2006

forced silent minority

A minority of a population forced to keep silent or "in the closet" for fear of stereotypes, ostracism, and silencing by the majority.

Atheists are a forced silent minority-whenever one admits that they are an atheist, they will be stereotyped as an amoral, loud, boorish, fad-follower - never mind if their belief is right or not.

by Cosman246 August 5, 2010

silent scuba diver

When you silently urinate by submerging your dong into the toilet and pissing with no sounds or splashing.

It was real late and I didn't want to wake the baby, so I had to go silent scuba diver.

by chughes January 10, 2007

Strong and silent type

A man of few words. Someone who is quiet, observant, loyal, and loves fiercely. Takashi "Mori" Morinozuka of the Ouran Host Club is one such man. Extremely good looking and caring, but not prone to conversation. If he shows emotion, you know something is wrong. The strong and silent type is... well, just that. Strong and silent.

Girl 1: Mari-Senpai is sooo cute!! I wonder how I can get him to notice me...
Girl 2: I know! It's hard to figure out what he's thinking.
Girl 1: Yeah, he's a true strong and silent type.
**collective sigh**

by Kivster;) June 27, 2017