sell-ebrity

A person of internet fame made visible from promotion of their goods or services from a website, with no practical or scientific rationale for their product or popularity.
The website can provide a cure for your Ebola, just give a credit-card number. It is endorsed by a sell-ebrity that owns the formula.
by Swampwaffle February 25, 2017
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Sell the fridge

A euphemism for when a male makes money from his (female) partner selling herself for sex.
A derogatory term, with 'fridge' implying that the said partner is frigid, or otherwise unresponsive to the speaker's sexual approaches.
"Hey Jake, you're wearing some top threads today! Have you Come into some money?"

Jake: "No, man, I decided to sell the fridge in High Town. Seems she's more popular than I would have guessed, especially on a Saturday after the pubs close."
by Henry Rich August 03, 2022
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Mis-selling

A way propagandists, liars, fraudsters, and their careless repeaters describe theft by banks via fraudulent contracts, that can severely impact municipalities, their residents, small businesses, their employees, and other victims. A word used to take some of the most damaging fraud of our time and make it seem as trivial as a cashier shorting you a nickel or accidentally switching your purchased mango with another customer's bananas. Akin to saying Al Capone was Mis-behaving.
Bob, "Banks have been mis-selling contracts (sometimes via bribes) designed to be far too complex for clients to understand, and to profit themselves greatly at the expense of their clients (victims), sometimes as a result of market information the bank doesn't share (those AAA mortgage-backed derivatives are sacks of shit), or direct market manipulations (LIBOR) by those very banks."

Tim, "Isn't that fraud?"

Bob, "Yes, but let's be gentlemen and call it mis-selling. Here, have an austerity cookie and a pat on the head."

Tim, "Nevermind my bankrupted municipality, crappy services (as there is little money left to pay for them), rising property taxes and rent (renters pay property taxes one step removed), or my being laid off from my job. I've got a cookie! Fuck ya!"
by Danbits February 08, 2013
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He’s selling the money

A faggot saying for faggots who don’t know what the words selling or money mean
Dave: He’s selling the money!
Everyone: Shut up faggot.
by Imnotwhoyouthibkiam May 07, 2023
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Self-Selling

(verb) To put a friend’s, relative’s or your own name on Urban Dictionary just to buy merchandise with that definition and give it to someone as a gift or to buy it for yourself.
“I’m just self-selling so I can get a gift for my friend.”
by MaybeARealWord March 31, 2021
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Person 1: How are you making so much money? Do you have a job?
Person 2: No I’m selling shares of corporations
by 316136136136174 February 17, 2021
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