When you deep water poach an egg and the resulting cooked article looks like a wrinkled scrotum with a golden testicle.
Particularly relevant if you cook a double-yolker and you can see both golden balls in the dangle.
Particularly relevant if you cook a double-yolker and you can see both golden balls in the dangle.
by GrassFedHuman January 10, 2025
by Nonofmeleft September 08, 2019
When you play and stretch out your scrotum and it looks like a toffee stretcher and that shit at work.
OMG my girlfriend gave me some wicked scrotum toffee last night and she sucked on dat shit all night!
by Fatty wep 1738 April 24, 2016
when a women or man bite someones balls so hard that the
sack rips open and the balls come tumbling out
sack rips open and the balls come tumbling out
man 1:hey man there is a ball on the floor
man 2:oh thats mine it must of fallen out of my scrotum crunched sack
man 2:oh thats mine it must of fallen out of my scrotum crunched sack
by andrew smithenstein April 26, 2008
Scrotum Dance is when you squat so slightly while naked untill you have a bonner without toching your penis. After that keep squatting utill your cock keeps tapping your ball sack and turns you on. (Getting other people to flop around you cock for you works too!) Some say it helps sooth the mind of all IRL thoughts, and replaces them with sexual thoughts.
by JackkyJK69 October 17, 2013
by Hooch poopie February 16, 2016
Scrotum Slime is slime that comes out of a Hag Fish, which indeed looks like a scrotum. The Scrotum Slime has many uses, the ones which I prefer are: Bathing, eating, brushing your teeth with, killing predators, using it as lube to masturbate (guys only), and for use as a condom during sexual intercourse (5% chance of actually working).
"I didn't have any soap, so I used Scrotum Slime and it felt amazing to jerk it."
"Jamal, that is one prime slice of Scrotum Slime."
"I got pregnant because my boyfriend was too cheap to buy condoms and used Scrotum Slime instead."
"Jamal, that is one prime slice of Scrotum Slime."
"I got pregnant because my boyfriend was too cheap to buy condoms and used Scrotum Slime instead."
by ScrotumSlimeLover123 November 22, 2009