Scottish Puddin' Pop

When you manage to get cheddar cheese on your banger and mash up in yer arse hairs.

ACH! I fell down on ma five guys and gave meself a Scottish Puddin' Pop!

by Anonymous12940876 November 14, 2023

Scottish tears

Wearing a kilt in hot weather causing literal sweat to drip off your scrotum.

It was so hot last weekend at Jimmy's wedding I was sweating baws! Scottish tears were left in that hall.

by mal_42 July 11, 2023

Scottish VD-UB

Venerial disease originating for Scotland.

Full scientific name: Scotlandish Venerial Disease Ulceritic Boil

Common symptoms include ulcers in the pelvic regions, prominent boils on and surrounding the penis, and odorous discharge.

Highly infectious.

Doctor, I fear I have contracted the insidious Scottish VD-UB.

by FloweringPeanut December 19, 2024

Scottish cheese

Smegma, dick cheese. More specifically, smegma that has been aged a few days or more under somewhat tight foreskin that doesn't usually retract.

Guy 1: This guy I met had a gorgeous dick but there was so much scottish cheese on it when I pulled his tight hood back, I couldn't. I'm talking like, crumbles falling off.

Guy 2: Where's this guy, I need me some scottish cheese now.

by SeanCaern September 18, 2022