schmuck

When a woman masturbates. It is named this because of the noise.... "schmuuuck"

abby: why are you schmucking right in the middle of the hallway?!

rachel:... *schmuuuck*

by hunnybooboomymomma November 14, 2012

Joe Schmuckatelli

Italian Phrase for a guy who curses out his mechanic and then insults him by not saving his number

This guys a real Joe Schmuckatelli

by Joey ceee August 8, 2019

Schmuck

Schmuck: The yiddish word literrally translated to mean jewels. or the man's jewels. so dont ever say your a schmuck unless you actually mean you're a man jewel

"Jesus Christ! I am such a Schmuck!"
"You have NO idea what you're saying!"

by Jacob Glickman February 2, 2008

schmuck mitten

a mitten for your schmuck.
derr!

oh, and smitten is also short for a schmuck mitten.

"jesus christ, that britney is such a schmuck mitten."
"i know, right??"

by schmuckmittennnn February 24, 2008

Schmuck

A common word used to describe Slustig.

Slustig is such a schmuck!

by cheese April 3, 2005

schmuck

Alternative for f**k. Also a jew word meaning penis.

"What the schmuck??"

"Shut the schmuck up!"

by KingofSchmuck March 3, 2009

Schmuck

A person whom the insulter loves and the person getting insulted loves back as well.

Danny: "You're a schmuck."

Blake: "I love you too, man."

by The Box Named Grace October 11, 2013