salt pellet

one who talks the talk but DON'T walk the walk

d.c. was talking like he has game on the court, turns out he's just a salt pellet

by fishegg June 19, 2004

Salt Brah

a filthy "person" that dresses like a hippie, does many drugs frequently while listening to old hippie music. also has no future, plays no sports(except sometimes hockey), and is obsessed with nature and promoting peace, always a non republican
syn.-hippie

Hey, "Let's cleanse our school of these salt brah shits!"

by THE FORCES OF GOOD May 6, 2005

salt mines

Owner of a large quantity of salt, reaching a higher level of saltiness than someone who is just merely "salty."

Observer1: Yo, that kid just got straight up owned for free.
Observer2: Yea man, he's mad salty.
Observer1: Salt mines owner for sure.

by FreetosLay August 23, 2011

Salted Lighthouse

When a guy and a girl are having anal sex on the beach, the guy takes his poopy dick out and covers it in sand. He then proceeds to use the shit/sand mixture as lube.

Guy 1: Dude, I totally pulled a salted lighthouse on this girl the other day.
Guy 2: Shit man, you must have fucked up her vag pretty bad.

by Joey123098 November 1, 2008

Salt squad

A group of people who are salty at the same time

The social outcasts of Mr. Craig's class became a salt squad when everyone else was being loud and obnoxious.

by Sylas Nite March 4, 2016

salt the rim

anilingus on a sandy beach

Mr. Wong was going to salt the rim of his friend to cap off a terrific evening by the beach.

by Cinema Steve January 22, 2009

Salted The Land

To completely ravage a woman's genitals.

The destruction of one's vagina during intercourse.
The aftermath of an authentic pussy pounding that renders the vagina nearly useless.

Bob-"Hey, are you going to bang her?"
Jim-"Hopefully she will let me hit it."
Bob-"I wouldn't do that if I were you..."
Jim-"Why not?"
Bob-"I heard that Johnny salted the land when he last got the chance."
Jim-"Oh. Good call bro. That would be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway. Thanks."

by landsalter July 13, 2010