commute regret

A feeling of overwhelming ennui when a remote worker arrives at the office in a hybrid workplace. Immediate causes are the "ghost town" effect where the building is so empty it crushes your soul. Additionally sporadic conversation from zoom meetings or people talking about nothing makes you long for your quiet home office.

Joel was okay for the 30 minute commute in, but when he stepped in the door he was overcome with commute regret

by Voltmanic September 28, 2023

I regret nothing.

Thing the POSTAL Dude says before killing himself.

Dude: *is stuck*
Dude: I regret nothing. *puts grenade in mouth and explodes*

by Michael The Best December 20, 2023

spud regretevator

bucket guy that got replaced with GNARPY.

"I miss spud regretevator"

by All the keyboard combinations January 3, 2024

rizz regret

The feeling you have when you've been love bombed by someone with mad rizz, but who's true nature has finally come out.

He was so charming at first, but he showed his true colors and I've got nothing left but rizz regret.

by KodiakPK August 2, 2024

Age Regression

They're sometimes adults that are dealing with trauma. And sometimes they're just pedophiles.

Person 1: What the fuck is this?
Person 2: It's called age regression.
Person 1: The fuck..? It sounds like something a pedo would use to excuse them trying to fuck a minor.

by the fucking retarded sperm August 11, 2024

perfume regret

Perfume regret refers to the lingering scent of a former lover’s perfume that brings back memories and emotions. It can cause flashbacks possibly leading to feelings of regret or longing for the past relationship. It shows the lasting impact of the past relationship and is often associated with the difficulty of moving on from it.

I know that dress is karma, perfume regret
You got me thinking bout when you were mine

by themal123 March 14, 2024

Rapture Regret

The feeling of remorse and embarrassment experienced by religious people who make decisions based on the expectation of an impending "Rapture" event, when said event fails to occur.

Keith came around asking for all his stuff back today. Seems the Rapture didn't happen on Wednesday after all. The guy's suffering from Rapture Regret.

by ShaneDowe April 9, 2024