Protantagonist

When the protagonist of a movie instead of embracing the role of the heroic figure that struggles to defeat evil, turns to be the antagonist of the story as well.

Ray Kroc is a Protantagonist in Power Hungry.

by RoberFreeloader July 22, 2017

Pretzel hole

Any open hole (natural or created) that a pretzel can be crammed in while the target is asleep. Best times for "Pretzel holeing" are strictly between 11:00pm-4:00am unless the drunk bastard falls asleep before prime pretzel holeing times.

Wendi obnoxiously- "yo bitchessss franks asleep let's get em in the pretzel hole!"

by SexPistol69:) September 3, 2017

potzheimers

When your high AF and forget what you were about to say or do.

Billy was telling a story then out of no where potzheimers hit.

Rick: There's this new ...
Morty: Potzheimers?
Rick: yeahip

by Poes neus October 11, 2017

Pretzel Sex

a pretzel rod slid in and out of a regular preztel

friend one: yO EVER HEARD OF PRETZEL SEX-?? :D

friend two: lmao wtf is that some bed position

friend one: TRY IT OUT D U D E

((Lmao this is a joke--))

by LilyIsSoSmart September 15, 2018

Pretzel Dump

A thoughtless and ineffective way to deliver mustard covered pretzel bites to your gullet.

Emily’s decision to pretzel dump destroyed her morale.

by Floor Sushi’s Advisor June 9, 2019

Pretzel

To twist someone into the shape of a pretzel while beating them up.

Talk shit one more time and im gonna pretzel u.

by Sisski August 4, 2019

protagonist plagiarism

A work of fan fiction in which the writer of said fan fiction decides to replace the hero/heroine with him/herself. Because it is essentially copying a character's life like copying someone's diary, such fan fiction is unimaginative plagiarism. People who write protagonist plagiarism fan fictions are usually uncreative and incapable of writing their own stories. A person who is a protagonist plagiarist is also a sub type of Mary Sue that only writes for his or her own self gratification.

That loser is so desperate that she wrote a fan fiction that was protagonist plagiarism!

by Major Madcat August 21, 2019