Piper’s pretty much a train wreck lol.
She’s got a dark past probably an alcoholic and/or drug addict. Has unlimited supply of weird fucking stories that often don’t make sense to anyone but her. Is most likely adopted or in foster care. Hates animals, loves murder and death. DEFINITELY a power top. Skinny, pale kinda looks dead, her hair is dry and crusty cause of all the hair dye she uses and usually has green bloodshot eyes. Seems like a hoe but is actually a virgin. Overall just a good time, but don’t mess with her lol.
She’s got a dark past probably an alcoholic and/or drug addict. Has unlimited supply of weird fucking stories that often don’t make sense to anyone but her. Is most likely adopted or in foster care. Hates animals, loves murder and death. DEFINITELY a power top. Skinny, pale kinda looks dead, her hair is dry and crusty cause of all the hair dye she uses and usually has green bloodshot eyes. Seems like a hoe but is actually a virgin. Overall just a good time, but don’t mess with her lol.
ayo u see that girl snorting cocaine off that girls tits while singing adele??
yeah that’s just piper being piper
yeah that’s just piper being piper
by lolitwasntme;\ November 23, 2021
Get the Piper mug.Being a Butt Wiser is the act of becoming a real wise-cracker and smart-ass through the act of smoking a glass crack pipe through your booty. You will then become known as both a pipe cracker and a crack piper, interchangeably.
"If you're begging for my root, I am afraid you'll rutabaga me booty. If you chew and swallow rutabagas, they will end up in your doodie. If you smoke a smart-ass crack pipe out of your booty, you'll be a butt wiser inside the crack piper of the mind's doodie."
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 24, 2023
Get the Crack Piper mug.by BigTrev March 11, 2023
Get the Phoebe Piper mug.by Kckfzkfzirz March 26, 2023
Get the Piper mug.girl 1: hey, its a piper!
man: my name is john!
------------------------
girl 1: hey piper!
piper: hey!
man: my name is john!
------------------------
girl 1: hey piper!
piper: hey!
by piperrduhh June 10, 2024
Get the piper mug.Piper is the most amazing, sweetest, and prettiest girl I’ve ever seen and have been able to be around. Her smile blesses everyone with its contagious-ness and her eyes glimmer with fun and happiness. Love ya-isa
Piper is my best friend
by anonymous August 5, 2024
Get the Piper mug.Piper is a beautiful person she likes games and play with her friends she is sweet and kind and sometimes she gets mad but 2 minutes later she’s the funniest person to be around
by Cyya March 29, 2025
Get the Piper mug.