Pedro is your Lord and savior a God that when you say his name he appears out of nowhere or if you lose him in a crowd of people they all move to the side like Moses spreading the Red Sea
Person 1: Hey do you know where Pedro is in this big crowd
Person 2: Not sure
*Everyone moves to the side revealing Pedro in the middle
Person 1: Oh wait nevermind found him
Person 2: Not sure
*Everyone moves to the side revealing Pedro in the middle
Person 1: Oh wait nevermind found him
by UnknownLord January 30, 2020
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Get the <.0.6.7.6.>Pedro HokAgeS Named Pedro<.0.6.7.6.0.> mug.Pedro is a man that everyone needs in their life. Weather they need a shoulder to lean on, someone good looking to admire, or a dependable realtor, Pedro is your guy.
You probably don't want him around your parents, because they will want to adopt him for his loving and dependable persona Klotz and will ultimately forget about you.
You probably don't want him around your parents, because they will want to adopt him for his loving and dependable persona Klotz and will ultimately forget about you.
Wow, where did you find that Pedro guy? He's awesome.
Pedro has a real estate license? I definitely need to use him.
Pedro has a real estate license? I definitely need to use him.
by BestInvestor420 November 22, 2021
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-Every tab I open or click starts 'Not responding'.. Fucking Pedro-Effect
-(In the context of Minecraft) I can see 9 creepers in front of me.. That's Pedro-Effect
-(In the context of Minecraft) I can see 9 creepers in front of me.. That's Pedro-Effect
by Dr.Void May 14, 2017
Get the Pedro-Effect mug.Pedro is someone who when you first meet is the worst person ever to you. Then somewhere down the road Pedro becomes someone you can't live without. He is someone who 50/50 smart and dumb. But truly he's someone who will stay by your side. He also brings out the best in you.
by TayTay47 March 23, 2023
Get the Pedro mug.A tag team of fat mexican dudes that touch you and cause chaos and annoyance. The Pedro will talk gangsta and usually ask if you got Zelle to give him money. The Alan of the group will constantly touch and annoy you.
person 1: this one guy asked me "u got Zelle twin??" and another shook a sprite bottle and opened it up in my face
person 2: sounds like Alan & Pedro to me
person 2: sounds like Alan & Pedro to me
by Braden Fortson September 9, 2025
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