Oceanside Oyster

Where one consistently jacks off into a shot glass and drinks their own cum because they can't get laid by dudes or chicks.

Male 1: Hey, you're cute what's you name?
Girl/Guy2: Hey there, not to be rude but I'm just not interested, I'm looking for a real man.
Male1: Oh thats alright, I'm just going to head home an Oceanside Oyster night cap.

Later that night...

Male 1: I love drinking my own cum.

by BurritoWizard69 October 6, 2020

oyster cock

The phallic member of said sea creature

Julia loves slurping down oysters, but hates the sight of oyster cocks

by huckleberry finn the second March 8, 2017

parramatta oyster

Noun

A two day old steamed dim sum.

“I found a bunch of Parramatta oysters at the back of the fridge.”

by onelargecrab December 10, 2024

oyster stimming

1. Performing an extended act of cunnilingus because self satisfaction and feeling comfort from licking a soft smooth vagina.

2. Wanting to rub your face against a vagina for comfort. Similar to nestling your face against a teddy bear.

"Alesha's pussy is so soft I get lost oyster stimming on

her"

"Were you oyster stimming down there? It's been like 2 hours!"

"Sometimes I find myself oyster stimming on a girl but they never mind."

by anonymous January 19, 2025

Wheatland Oyster

A fresh, not frozen, cat turd, battered and deep fried.

Can I get a basket of wheatland oysters and an order of fries please?

by Dr. Deedles McDuckerson Phd May 16, 2023

Oyster catcher

A promiscuous lady or guy of the night willing to suck down every last oyster.

Annie is a a real oyster catcher, she got every last drop.

by Ninclouse2000 October 2, 2019

A noisy noise annoys an oyster

Tounge twister

A noisy noise annoys an oyster

by Sum Boddi July 7, 2021