Beat my momma's hentai

when you catch your mom watching hentai and beat up the device she was watching it on
by Randomguy2006 October 28, 2021
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Fuck yo momma's son

Literally meaning FUCK YOU also dissing your mom at the same time. Since on the internet most of the people who will ever use this term is saying it to guys.

the list can go on maybe
Fuck your momma's son
Fuck your mum's daughter
Fuck your mum's whole family
Guy1:dude what the fuck is your problem

Guy2:YOU KNO WHAT FOO!

Guy1:What...

Guy2:FUCK YO MOMMA'S SON

Guy1: WHAT YOU WANNA FUCK ME ?

Guy2: omg you kno what i meant.
by DudeOMGWTFBBQKKK? March 19, 2007
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Baby Momma Leg Lock

(BMLL) A martial arts jujitsu move only performed by women. This trapping move is inflicted by the crazed female upon the male victim of her choice during intercourse. The female (on top) full mounts the male (on back) and locks her legs around him when he is about to spew his swimmers... commonly resulting in non-consensual pregnancy. Also known as the “child trapper.”
Your Honor, my client is indeed the father, but should be exempt from child support, insert crazy hoe name victimized my client with the (BMLL) Baby Momma Leg Lock ...

male yelling for help in hotel room “Help! Call da po po ! BMLL!
by Jay Jay Ducky January 10, 2021
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jus' like yo' momma

kids who genetically are going to have trouble changing who they are because they act just like their mom.
come on nah, you's betta grow up or you's gonna be jus' like yo' momma!
by beck September 02, 2003
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your bitch ass momma

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and your bitch ass momma
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Yo momma is so fat...

A start of joke which trys to insult someones mother. Usually used by 12-year olds, that say the same damn joke over and over again.
12-year old version:

Yo momma is so fat, when she swims in the ocean with the whales, they start singin' "We are family!"
by Mister Stupid November 28, 2004
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