John

a fat ass who eats, and drinks beer and likes to sit down all day! He will eat you if you don't be carefull.

I never wan't a john

by what the hell person!! October 14, 2012

John

The toilet

I have to go to the john

by Caaaaaaaaaaaat November 30, 2016

John

A guy with that is very well endowed

That guy has a huge johnny

by briley December 24, 2016

John

To fart.

Hey, Miki, wanna John afterschool at 7 PM?

by Goldencow321 November 21, 2018

John

a very nice person who bullys aaliyah and is roberts bestfriend

hi john

by fgi3bg March 11, 2019

John

The motherfucker who told lies about me,and kissed me in 1st grade but he a scared bitch.

Johns crush:Hey do you know John?
Me: Ya that big headed dumbo lookin as bitch then ya =l

by JackieChan13 March 11, 2019

John

John is the best person I know he is handsome and kind and HE IS ME

I am John YOU ARE NOT.

by UltraSteel March 12, 2019