Oklahoma

Oklahoma, home of crazy weather and impossible to get out red dirt. The 46th state of the United States of America. It’s a nice place if you don’t mind a little wind and sudden weather changes. While other states have the same weather all day or at least know what to expect, Oklahomans always need to be prepared to have sleeting in the mornings and 85 degree weather by 2pm with 70mph winds all day. Look out for dirt while wearing nice clothes. If you encounter a tornado, don’t seek shelter, poor a glass of sweet tea and watch from the porch.

Friend 1:Just planned a trip to Oklahoma to visit my family.
Friend 2: Cool, mind if I come?
Friend 1:No but your paying for the tornado season tea

by mikayla_36 October 2, 2020

Oklahoma State Trooper

When you push a bitch, after gaping her and then piss in her butthole.

i just hit the nastiest Oklahoma State Trooper on my great grandma.

by beejay45 November 4, 2025

sigma gyatt ohio rizz when skibidi sigma attacks the svinka and creeper in oklahoma and then they goon their way out of there

retardancy

person 1 : sigma gyatt ohio rizz when skibidi sigma attacks the svinka and creeper in oklahoma and then they goon their way out of there
their mom : i should've put you up for adoption

by ruben.notfound June 18, 2024

oklahoma toaster rancher

An inbred meth addict of the trailerpark variety whos only possessions are stolen toasters, most are disassembled and reassembled on a nightly basis and used to manufacture more meth, while found in many states oklahoma seems to be the most frequent

You dont want to go to walmart after midnight, thats when the oklahoma toaster ranchers come out

by Wort!Wort!Wort! May 10, 2018

Oklahoma tuxedo

A Oklahoma tuxedo is also known as bib overalls or bibbers. Most commonly round house brand striped overalls. But they can be just about any brand and any type of denim. Pairing this with a felt stetson or resistall hat makes for a casual but yet oddly formal outfit.

Bob: Hey Jimmy break out the Oklahoma tuxedos. Sally's getting married to Willy.

Jimmy: I'm on it. Do you want your black or tan hat.

Bob: Bring the black one. It's a 8x.

by TheRealClarence February 16, 2023

Oklahoma

AKA: The Humid Hellscape. A place where storm chasers chase, and a place where normal residents have to deal with the horrible weather. Either it's going to be a deep freeze in December or January, or through March and May humid, hot, and convective, and through June and July or August, blistering heatwaves. I guess you could say autumn is a good month for Oklahomans, but still doesn't help with the horrible people living in the state.
Not the best place to be honest.

Storm Chaser: "dang i gotta go chase in oklahoma epic dry line setup going on in the panhandle"
Oklahoma Resident: "huh, 4th violent tornado this month"

by MartianSupremacist May 25, 2024

Oklahoma slammer

Created a large hole via. Drill into your urethra. Then put multiple toothpicks into your urethra, make sure they stick out. Then run full speed into a wall dick first with it being hard.

I was made to do a Oklahoma slammer by the cartel

by Alfie Thomas roughley June 16, 2025