Gum thong

When you stretch your gum vertically over your tongue, you split the tongue in half and create booty cheeks and the gum becomes the thong of said booty cheeks.

Oh damn that’s a nice looking gum thong you have there. Teach me how you do it.

by Extraivy September 23, 2019

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standing thong

The type of thong you can’t sit down in because it rides right up your ass and then the rest of your day you’re picking it out of your crack. Not an all purpose thong meant for all activities.

I sat down and now my thong is riding up, I wore my standing thong today.

by AseBurto November 02, 2023

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Hungarian thong

The V shaped patch of hair that runs up from your butt crack to your waist.

As the plumber bent over to work on the sink, he gave everyone a clear view of his Hungarian thong.

by Zoidfarb October 29, 2017

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training thong

a pair of underwear that covers only a little bit of cheek, exposing most of the butt, but without being a full thong. used for when people want to get new victoria secret underwear without having their mothers question it.

“I got underwear from VS but it barely covers anything, it’s a training thong.”

by abcdefgiloveyou November 30, 2021

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donald thong

This is the formal definition of what former president aka the loser of the United States wears as underwear. A purple thong with lace that goes all the way up his ass. It has many skid-marks and smells like absolute shit, just like Donald Trumps racist self :)

"I think Stacy started wearing Donald Thongs, it would make more sense as to why she started being so uptight and annoying"

by joey bugsville November 10, 2020

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