mustard lip

being in the state of looking like a goofy ass duchebag

Wow Guga you have a Mustard Lip

by Oh Krap October 20, 2006

Mustard on the beat, ho!

A signature of producer DJ Mustard, appears in almost every production by him. Origin: in the end of "I'm Good", rapper YG says "Mustard on the beat, ho!".

YG: "Mustard on the beat, ho!" (though what you actually understand is closer to "mosanonabee, ho")

by JulianUndso September 22, 2016

Monkey mustard

A liquid/solid mix of feces left in your underwear after sharting.

(Farts): I think I left a little monkey mustard down there.

by A_2_spooky_sloth January 22, 2017

mustard bomb

A sock filled with a pint of mustard; commonly used for beating the puss.

Man I just mustard bombed the fuck out of my girlfriends puss.

by t-munch August 15, 2003

mustard shirt

a shirt that looks like diaharea mustard yes i cant spell

in my english class this really hott kid named chris wears a mustard shirt bc he nos he looks sexy in it giselle wants to slap his ass

by ivannahumpalot April 14, 2004

Colonel Mustard

An army term: To dip ones pork sword in your commanding officers antique mustard pot to gain revenge.

Neil was not happy with his team leaders 6 month evaluation of him and took it upon himself to Colonel mustard him.

by Jonah Blue November 16, 2007

mustardbait

To bait a bun with a special mustard sauce...
It's generally frowned upon to put a baited bun back into the package.

I mustardbaited all day yesterday.

by Westies February 12, 2005